BubblegumDaisies

i'M WEEPING AT WORK AND i'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ON REDDIT ! Just lied to my boss and told her I got choked on candy....

Good Guy Goofy. and everyone

I used to be the RA on the international floor. I've stopped 2 different Japanese girls from drinking it. (Campus convenience store had everything on the same shelves)

Not Rich here: But on occation , I play the lotto. I have a carefully constructed plan on what to do if I would win. First I would see an attorney. Then I would quietly pay off my 6 figures of student loans and my husband's student loans. Then creating a sham organization with my attorney, I would "randomly" have my sister's medical bills paid off. I would pay off my brother's mortgage all but 1,000 so he can feel the joy of a last payment. My other sister would randomly have all of her debt erased. We would continue to live in our very small rental and I would be "Virtual Assistant" for someone...aka living off interest but not having to work. My husband could take a job he loves (teaching!) for a less salary. We would later buy a modest home and slowly remodel it. I'd pour myself into my art. WE COULD AFFORD TO IVF/ADOPT! My nieces/nephews would win obscure essay contests for scholarship money. and no one would ever know!

Ahh the kickback. Only chick in 4 years of woodshop. Loved thwt class.

I got banned from using the drill press bc I had very long hair and one day a guy decided to moon the whole class so I definitely whipped my head around. A tendril got caught on the drill bit and started pulling me into the press. I panicked. But the rough kid next to me pulled out a pocjet knife and sliced that part of my hair off. He got an A (and the teacher ignored the pocket knife) and I was banned from the drill press.

As a woman suffering from infertility that's the perfect analogy. Regardless of ty e source of it we have that in common.