Bubbagumpredditor

Nah, she needs someone with one of those split tounge piercings.

No, you're doing it right, that's how wild dogs/wolves feed their puppies.

Chuck e needs a whiteboard

So just to confirm: I can now be arrested as an assumed suspect just for calling in to 911 to report a crime?

This is some china level shit.

/r/masterreturns

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