BrutalJones

Ladies and gentlemen, /r/dadjokes

Guarantee it's a mistake on the Reddit transcriber's end and not Matt's. They haven't been the most competent in the past.

Edit: Should clarify that I meant they haven't been the best since Victoria left.

dadses

I'm picturing Gollum being dropped off at high school by two flamboyantly gay men.

For those who don't know Jon Pall Sigmarsson, this video is all you need to see.

Premiering late 2013: Bear Grylls in space