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Bruce_Bus100 karma

Fork. People who eat it with a spoon probably have a lack of balance.

Bruce_Bus86 karma

Hehe. No, Alexis couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a pocket full of hundred dollar bills.

Bruce_Bus73 karma

You drink a lot of coffee, talk to yourself, try to answer yourself.

That and freebase.

Bruce_Bus71 karma

Just kick back, relax, read the funnies and count the monies.

Bruce_Bus51 karma

He loses his wallet daily.

Most of them have been accumulated over the years. Just gotta wait for the right situation to plug them in.

"Every days a good day, if you don't believe me, just miss one."