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BromeoAndCooliet218 karma

Which weapon were you issued? Were you air dropped into Italy or taken by ship?

BromeoAndCooliet154 karma

jagerwerbermanjensen! HE WAS NUMBER ONE!

BromeoAndCooliet119 karma

$9 an hour. I fell in a grave twice because I'm clumsy or didn't pay attention. Once I was hopping into the grave with a shovel in my hand and it swung and caught my legs mid air which caused me to go face first into the dirt pile at the bottom. I just started laughing because there wasn't anything I could do about it.

BromeoAndCooliet111 karma

Nobody get's my jokes.

I was talking to a girl once about weight lifting and she was talking about dead lifting, to which I replied "I deadlift all the time!" and she got super excited and asked me how much and then she remembered I work in a cemetery and was slightly annoyed at the joke.

BromeoAndCooliet101 karma

Because people are disgusting.