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BretMichaelsWig1359 karma

Placing my bets on "Home", who's in?

BretMichaelsWig457 karma

TV should really censor more curse words with train whistles from now on.

BretMichaelsWig291 karma

I took an intro to marketing class a few years ago and got a B minus so trust me when I say that you have a brilliant mind.

BretMichaelsWig103 karma

The bank. He has to fill out a withdrawal slip.

BretMichaelsWig62 karma

I'm picturing a Springsteen-esque song where Gary sings "Life is like a box of chocolates", then the other musicians gather around him and the microphone and all sing: "You never know what you're gonna get!" POWER CHORD