Brendan_Fraser

I'd suck Gary's dick if I was my ex-wife that fucking bitch.

edit: thanks for the one christmas gift I got this year, assholes.

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Bryan knows everybody bout to bang or fight

my man.

Can my fan fiction of Full House be considered for an episode? Here's the main plot for the sequel I came up with:

what if Full House came back on the air for a 10th season but in this story all the kids are gone and moved away? They'll make cameos, don't worry. Except Michelle, if I recall she was just a figment of Danny's imagination after his wife passed away while still pregnant. Everyone just played along with the idea that "Little Michelle" was real to keep Danny somewhat sane. So here's where things get weird, Danny has been living in Hawaii for the last 5 years to get his chill factor up after Stephanie burned down a church in Norway and it cost him let's say an arm and a leg to get her out of European jail before being executed by the Pope. And then let's also say that Joey has changed careers after Mr. Woodchuck "tried to murder" Joey by fork in the eye after the one time Joey was booed off stage at the Library book reading for children. Finally let's maybe say that the great Uncle Jesse has spent all of his money putting his horrible satan spawns of children through college with fantastic mullets. This has brought Danny, Joey and Uncle Jesse all back together at the Tanner house. However inside the house there have been four Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles living there secretly. Joey knows the turtles from a game of dice out in the alleyway after a night of performing comedy in NYC and in fact once invited the Turtles to visit San Fran but never thought they would live in Danny's house! Danny's all chill and seen it all say but seems alittle hesitant so he states, "well...I have one thing to say and I know I'll regret it but...s'all good braaaaaah!" everyone says "aaaaaah" while we're reminded to laugh by the shows laughtrack during this fantastic scene! And the now family of seven are living together while a montage of crazy yet heart warming hijinks of episodes to come appears on screen. It'll be like Hot In Cleveland but funny.