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Bread-and-Circus142 karma

Reading this makes my penis hurt. Luckily I had a spinal block when I got my catheter (it took them 8 times to get it to work, and I was bleeding everywhere after the first one). They ended up getting 1500cc of urine out of me.

Bread-and-Circus140 karma

My wife almost passed out from the sight of all of the blood coming out of my penis. I was high on morphine and was amused at the incredibly attractive blonde, brunette, and redhead trying to get the catheter in me.