Bread-and-Circus

Reading this makes my penis hurt. Luckily I had a spinal block when I got my catheter (it took them 8 times to get it to work, and I was bleeding everywhere after the first one). They ended up getting 1500cc of urine out of me.

My wife almost passed out from the sight of all of the blood coming out of my penis. I was high on morphine and was amused at the incredibly attractive blonde, brunette, and redhead trying to get the catheter in me.