BrassDidgeStrings

I'll just shamelessly plug /r/beermoney here.

Thank you so much for this. I've just started working to get my film degree, and you're the reason I decided I wanted to do film in the first place. Hope I can work with you some day!

See, i would have come out and said something like "that's funny! I was just thinking 'I bet an ugly fat guy stops outside my door.'" Being a clown is fun because you don't even have to try to scare people, because usually the ones who will be scared will be scared simply because you're a clown. Last week, for example, I brought someone to tears with "If You're Happy and You Know it".

Where does your haunt rank on the top 10 in the U.S.? I only ask because I'm an actor at The Darkness in Missouri, and we're consistently top 5 and get paid, but I think the #1 haunt in the nation is volunteer, so it's interesting to see the difference between paid and volunteer haunts.

I know that feeling exactly. What is it about middle school age boys that makes them such assholes in the haunt? Last week I had one steal the wig off my head(Im in the clown house). But it is at least a hundred times more entertaining when you can reduce the group who was just talking shit to a blubbering pile on the floor.