BoringPersonAMA

Respect for not avoiding this question, and respect for telling such a truth.

This is going to be a good AMA.

Plot twist: his signature is in Comic Sans

Man, how in the goddamn fuck did that guy get off

But... He wrote the guide...

Tl;dr Texas has to prove that you knew you were transporting drugs. If you hold that you thought it was powdered sugar, and they can't prove you knew it was coke, you're 'innocent.'