BoosherCacow

i dont have a great answer

You could really use this for every other question you answered in the AMA

Jordan,

Would you rather have a talking banana with infinite wisdom that only speaks in Fran Drescher's voice and wakes you up at all hours of the night or a horse named Nathan Scott Phillip that was as fast as a car and never required food but smelled like the inside of a belly button?

Who the fuck would have thought Tom Bergeron's AMA would have me crying with laughter? I like you, sir.

You would pull in an insane amount of tail with that horse though.

Being the biggest Indians fan I know, this comment made my month.