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Boondoc141 karma
no question, just grabbed the most accessible ones before this post could get buried.
wanted to say thanks for the many years of entertainment.
Boondoc120 karma
but like... where did the golf cart come from? do they have little cart caches around? did he drive it off the back of a regular truck?
Boondoc304 karma
Cool story bro: when i worked at BB we would plant sensormatic tags sticky side up on the floor in random places. those shits were like little non-pokey caltrops of frustration.
after lp caught on to that we started playing tag with them during the morning meetings. i worked in media and thus was responsible for the sound system and EVERY GOD DAMN MORNING my sup would call and say "play The Song" The Song being "Lets get ready to rumble" from the jock jams cd to alert people it was time for the meeting.
so being forced to listen to this almost every day for months on end i couldn't take it any more. i snapped. during the next meeting i ever so stealthily slipped a sensormatic onto the back of his belt. if yall could have seen how red he got after going through the door for five minutes trying to figure out where the tag was while the whole store looked on...
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