Bongson

"The Muff Buster"

I'm pretty sure a private chef would be on grounds at all times to cook whatever the family wants whenever they want. Y'know how in movies there's always that fat guy with a beard in the kitchen? That's probably OP.

"Looks like a hole to me, Bill."

"Yup, definitely a hole, Jim. Want to get some Thai food?"

"Sure."

The only way to get better is to fuck up and realize your mistakes so you don't make them again.