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BonChicBonScott52 karma

How has the system not caught you already? You're in the database, because of your visa, you're paying taxes... Why doesn't one government computer beep at another government computer and tell it you're not supposed to be there?

BonChicBonScott6 karma

How did he "track" you?

Electronically? Had you followed?

BonChicBonScott2 karma

Why did Terry Gross chuckle when you mentioned your mother was a COBOL programmer? She was all "Oh, COBOL? Heh."