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DNA isn't foolproof either just so you know.

I think there is around a 1/7000 chance that a completely unrelated person would have a DNA match with DNA evidence left by a criminal.

I'll try source it when I get to my desktop.

-source-

I think this is where I got the figure.

Well one internet hypothesis is that the censorship of genitalia led to tentacles as a substitute for the penis in porn.

Nor do I, but I take comfort in the realization that we didn't exist for 13.7 billion years before we were born

I never understand how that argument works for some people.

I mean I know I didn't exist, but I do now...

I just take comfort knowing that everyone before me has died, no matter how scared they were, and everyone after me will too. It's the biggest shared human experience in a way.

You should go into journalism imo.

I think that says more about the shitty state of games "journalism" rather than an innate professional talent on the side of /u/dinothegonzo (no offense)

OP will continue to draw a salary from that org along with many other people, and then they can do it all again next year.

... I need to start a charity.

Yeah, all you need to do is be a lawyer capable of holding a case against the most powerful lobby groups in the country for months!

Easy money!