BlueMacaw

Is this Felicia's roundabout way of pointing out your mouth breathing habit?

Wil, you're a handsome man but the photo currently at the top of your Wikipedia page does you no justice. You look like you've just eaten a spicy California burrito; all sweaty and flatulent.

Do you have a favorite photo of yourself? This picture has got to go.

This would be a huge improvement over the other picture.

Same thing for guys who drive monster trucks with Hemi V8 engines. Big truck; hemipenis.

My sister and I spent HOURS trying to do this; figured we were too flat-chested to do it as well as you did. Not sure if she's going to be crushed that it was movie magic or relieved that size didn't matter.