BloodthirstyTimes

When I was a drunk 18 year old I was at a club and they had like an amateur beginner thing I don't know what to call it but like if someone wanted to try it hop up on this stage kind of thing. Anyway my friend tried to dare me to do it but what scared me way more than the nudity was my painful lack of rhythm and sub par dancing skills. Do you think a girl could work around a complete inability to dance?

My five year old has a LOT of questions, can I just give him your number?

Can you please for the love of God come fix up my bathroom? It's horrible. Just absolutely horrible.

Someone sat on my suede couch and their perfume stench is still overpowering. How do you get a bad smell out without damaging the fabric?