Blind-Monkey

Whatever PR firm got "swagger" and "Eric Adams" in the same sentence deserves a lifetime achievement award. He's got the natural charm of a high school anime club treasurer.

You'll have to live with the uncertainty. Clawing at your mind and heart, day after day, until you give in to the siren song of madness. You'll leave the reality you understood behind, and embrace something new.

One of my better pranks, I'd say.

Back in 2020, I was very excited for SpreadCon, a fictional convention for the unvaccinated. I guess Sturges beat me to the punch.

As for the opposite, I thought of the original train parodies as a "just for me" kind of joke. Which left me at a loss for what to tell reporters. I settled on trying to seem like 40% less of a lunatic than I am on a day-to-day basis.

I'd have to go with this.

Let's call it fan-canon. He's a famously thin-skinned "law and order" booster, and graffiti-adjacent critique isn't the best fit for that.