Blasphemouse

How does a chainsaw compare to a naginta?

Expecting: "Sorry, it's not raining."

When homebrewing, how long would the wine last? I'd prefer not to get equipment for formally bottling...

I've been interested in getting into it, but haven't pulled the trigger on getting the basic equipment and trying out a batch. I don't really want to guzzle/trash 5 gallons of wine in a week if it's going to go bad... haha.

Other tips or thoughts?