Blackneomil

Dollar for Dollar, what has better suckage: An eighty dollar vacuum or an eighty dollar prostitute?

Follow-up Question (Thanks for reacting on the first): If I buy a Miele, and maintain it perfectly, will it be of service longer than the prostitute (Average life expectancy 34 according to this site and this one?

PS Average life expectancy is 34?!!! Holy crap, that is seriously upsetting...