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BizzyM564 karma

Does this condition have any effects on your potential life expectancy?

BizzyM552 karma

"I'm sorry. We cannot remove the data cap until we have been alerted to a valid, signed Declaration of Emergency by your Governor.

In the meantime, please help; our building is on fire."

BizzyM230 karma

"We have 999 happy haunts, but there's room for a thousand. Any volunteers? NO, DON'T DUMP THAT! dammit. I hate the living."

BizzyM126 karma

All the prank calls with that soundboard came flooding back in my mind.

BizzyM107 karma

Remember when AMAs were vetted?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.