Biwin

Sweet Dee Becomes a Terrorist

What if you're really Crab People, weakening the human race one Chrome extension at a time in preparation for your arrival to the surface?

I think it's more likely that Charlie converts to Islam (possibly in a contrived plot to win over the waitress).

Were there any codes you could put into those letters to alert them they were written under duress? (Aside from the obvious "you should surrender" part, which sounds like something Kim-Jong Un would write.)

He gave the world the D.E.N.N.I.S. System