Biomortis

From a Georgia town that has multiple Waffle Houses within sight of each other, there is one that just attracts all the crazy. Most notable was when I was there in the middle of a weekday night with a buddy after a long shift, (we were the only 2 customers) and this skinny old black lady in a dirty pink sweatsuit and a newspaper rolled up under her arm comes shuffling in. The guy at the griller glances at her, his eyes go wide, and he just walks over to the phone, calls the police dispatch and quietly tells them there is a crazy lady causing trouble.

Meanwhile, the lady had shuffled over to the left to what used to be the smokers area and starts saying something about Jesus.

The grill guy yells, "Don't you start, you know you can't be in here" and she starts spouting something about the evil inside her and it has to come out.

At this point, the waitress walked to the back out of harm's way. The grill guy turned to us and said, "Hey guys, you should leave. Don't worry about your bill. It's about to get nasty."

I am quite enjoying my patty melt and hashbrowns (scattered, smothered, covered, chunked and diced with a packet of mayonnaise) and large glass of cold milk so I am not exactly keen on leaving. But, she started yelling louder about Jesus and evil and some other religious bullshit, and then more about how the evil has to come out. She then grabs her waistband, pushed her pants down to her knees and proceeds to squat while preaching, "I gotta get this evil out of me!"

Yeah, we got the fuck outside before she got the evil out. The cops were pulling up as we exited and we hung out in the parking lot to watch the show. Fortunately, they got to her before she let loose the shitstorm and were apparently well acquainted with her and ultimately it was over rather quickly.

We went back in and finished our food and they comped our meal so they got a $20 tip. Fun night.

What's the craziest thing you've seen on your shift?

I saw her on Tabletop playing Cards of Humanity and yep, confirmed.

You best check that prime shit. If I don't see some 1, 3, 7 or 9's, we're gonna have trouble.

Edit: I can't believe I have to add this in for the mental midgets.....all prime numbers (in base 10) from double digits on end in 1, 3, 7 or 9. Also, that statement does not mean that every number ending in 1, 3, 7 or 9 is prime. Yes I know 1 does not count as a prime number and yes I know that 9 is not a prime number. Checking the last digit on a number for 1, 3, 7 or 9 is the quickest and easiest way to rule out potentially non-prime numbers.

Given what I was replying to, I would have thought the thread would have continued on to great things combining math and junkie slang. I was very wrong.

Actually, that sounds exactly like something Lana would do in response to something stupid Archer did, to try and make her point.

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