BillCosbyHere2573 karma2014-06-15 16:44:51 UTC
It was in Greenfield, Mass, a small town not too far from our home. And the Bart Simpson show had made quite a name for itself on TV, it was high in the ratings, and I was walking down main street in Greenfield, and a Bart Simpson-sized kid on a two-wheeler bicycle saw me, and his face turned to surprise, and he used a profanity just like one would think Bart Simpson would say. Hehe! And it was like, you know, the profanity, and he couldn't believe that Bill Cosby was right there, and it was shock, but he used the profanity, and I did a knee-jerk and I said "you watch your filthy mouth!" and he drove off. But he was yelling "I just saw Bill Cosby!"
Well, considering that yours is first, I'm very happy to congratulate him on all the bills he's paid, and for not sending me any.
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BillCosbyHere2484 karma2014-06-15 16:55:27 UTC
I feel like I'm in the doctor's office, and they put the EKG on your chest, and they're saying "you're doing fine, it's all pumping well."
BillCosbyHere2187 karma2014-06-15 16:45:39 UTC
Oh my goodness. Not fair. Bill Russell (I've already met), Bill Clinton, and Bill Shakespeare.
BillCosbyHere1669 karma2014-06-15 16:48:53 UTC
No, thank you. Those people are too old now.
Brand, brand, brand! This started with my first TV show, the Cosby show. Then I had a variety show, called Cos. Then another show called the Cosby Show, and another show, and I've always argued that you see, there's this name Cosby that they know will attract an audience as opposed to the so-and-so's that will have to start all over.
BillCosbyHere1623 karma2014-06-15 16:58:44 UTC
He'd be retired. And she would be retired. And right now they would be somewhere in the south of France, and he would be hiding at a bakery in the morning having two croissants and blueberry jam.
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