BigWuffleton

But diet Sprite is horrible? Wouldn't you be like a Vanilla Coke Zero and him be diet Sprite?

TAKE THAT BACK SIR! Vanilla Coke is tolerable Sprite zero is like if you took the only taste in Sprite (sugar) and replaced it with your mentally challenged inbred cousins cum!

FELLOW PATRIOTS! WE MUST NOT FORGET OUR TRUE ENEMY!!! LA CROIX! Parading itself around In the hands of the "hipsters" claiming to be a real soda! "NO! WE EARNED OUR SODA RIGHTS THEY SHALT'NT BE TAKEN AWAY BY FILTH OF THIS DEGREE"

Ayyy Op noticed me! Glad I could make you laugh my dude