BigTunaTim

Hopefully you are still thread safe.

"Hi, Tesla support? Yeah, so I pushed start on my Model 3 and now I'm in orbit. Am i still covered under warranty?"

Edit: thank you for the gold, kind stranger! May your threads never race and your global state remain minimal.

I mean, you're on a raft. Is being drunk going to make much of a difference in your craft's course of travel? It's like getting a DUI in an Amtrak passenger car.

PS. this sounds like it was an absolute blast

Edit: this comment was submitted with tongue firmly in cheek. It's cartoonishly amusing to think of a raft just bouncing off the banks for a thousand miles but of course reality doesn't work that way. Please don't drink on the water. Alcohol makes you less buoyant.

He's alive to AMA so it must be straight tail

I don't care what they say; whenever someone says "may the force be with you", I will always respond with "and also with you."

Its annoying to buy clothing for, and so on.

Does it have strong preferences toward casual or designer brands? Maybe a turtleneck or sweater vest? A little top hat when you're feeling fancy?