BigClifty

(whatever the reason it was up there)

X-37B returns to Earth June 2012 with unknown cargo.

The new line of Furbies is set to release September 2012.

Coincidence? I think not!

"Locking target, firing in three, two, o-"

• it looks like you are trying to shoot down an enemy jet! Would you like some help with that?

"DAMNIT CLIPPY, NOT NOW!"

"You are going to fucking regret making those absolutely fantastic T-shirt designs..."

That's incredibly sad.

"Your jet will restart in 59 seconds to install some important updates."