BeriAlpha

Do you wanna be the first to drive across Lava Bridge? I think I'd rather take a few days off from work and eat airdropped granola bars if necessary.

Lent.

He's not gonna see you raise your hand.

"Very Special Forces"

Stuff like this is actually useful, and makes me more disappointed that people want to go to a psychic for a magic answer, instead of going to a therapist and actually getting some support.