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Benny303253 karma

Yeah, just freezing definitely didnt work on sprinkles.

Benny303108 karma

I'm not sure what tax laws apply to tips under $1,000.

Benny30353 karma

It was a reference to the TV show the office, Dwight is supposed to take care of Angela's sick cat and being a farmer he decides to humanely euthanize her by giving her pain killers and putting her in the freezer except she wakes up and claws all the food up and then dies.

Benny30331 karma

I'm the captain now.

Benny30321 karma

Robots are taking our jobs even when we are dead.