Benny0

That is the most amazingly insensitive and hilariously awesome thing I've ever heard in my life, lmao.

I remember when I was younger, I was in a haunted house. At the end was a really short guy, and I decided to 'protect' my family, since they were all freaking out. I recall acting like it was a little kid, and telling him "isn't it past your bed time?" He asked me to lean in, and just yelled at me, and I jumped a mile haha. I totally deserved it and it was absolutely hilarious. It was a ton of fun though, I totally need to go back to one. Ever since I was really young, I've always had horrific nightmares regularly, so haunted houses are a pretty surreal experience for me :3

Just how long does it take for a skyscraper to get cleaned?

Also, so fucking badass. This is actually one of my dream jobs, haha.