BelowDeck

I worked at a Papa Johns in college, and the AGM at my store was named Christine. I don't know if they still do this, but in 2005, the label on the boxes would say "Your pizza experience managed by [MANAGER_ON_DUTY]". The field for the manager name only took six characters, so whenever she worked, all the pizza labels said "Your pizza experience managed by CHRIST".

Every once in a while we'd get a call about that, sometimes complaining, sometimes praising us for acknowledging the Lord.

Jean Ralphio Takes an Accounting Job

Solid.

You made a Shatnerku.

Try this one. For some reason when you use Old Reddit it adds backslashes to the link.