BellTheMan

"Do you wanna be on top, or bottom?"

"Center."

Not that the overall point of this response is wrong, but

how many genuine assholes devote three unsolicited hours to purely answering questions from the public about anything at all?

There are plenty of assholes who would, this is Reddit.

I'll be honest... it wasn't a tub... My girlfriend clogged the toilet so bad I couldn't fix it :(

I wanted to apologize to all Apartment Maintenance workers, and then ask the following;

I called for a maintenance man because my tub wouldn't drain. The help desk couldn't get a hold of Maintenance immediately, and said they would keep trying and call me back, but that they'd mark it as urgent and leave messages.

So, thinking it may be a day or so before anyone got here, my girlfriend and I put it out of our minds, and proceeded to do what young adults who live alone do.

Well, about 15 seconds after finishing our activities, there was a sharp knock on the door. We freaked out, thinking some company we were going to have over later was hours early, but then we heard the person proclaim "Maintenence!"

My girlfriend ran into the closet, and I quickly threw on pants. I couldn't leave him out there for long, so as soon as I was covered I got the door. Unfortunately it was still pretty obvious what had been going on, especially as I still hadn't had a moment to calm down.

The dude just did the work and left, said nothing about it, but I felt so bad. I guess my question is, does this happen often?

And again sorry.

I'll remember that from now on. That was super embarrassing and I felt awful.