BeefiousMaximus

Five million, you say? I can really only give you $250 for him.

If you'd have said "Oh my fault, that was a cow pie" you'd have gotten the job.

Have you ever read Don't Tell Mum I Work on the Rigs: She Thinks I'm a Piano Player in a Whorehouse?

If not you, and everyone, should. The guy works on rigs in some crazy places, out in the middle of nowhere, all over the world. The book is full of crazy, utterly hilarious stories. I haven't gotten a chance to read his other books yet.

Edit: Spelling

More like straight out of Eroge! H Mo Game Mo Kaihatsu Zanmai...

Don't look at me like that. You know what thread we are in.