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I worked for diesel in soho in the early 2000's. Pacino came in with some young lady (maybe his daughter, i dunno, she was young). i immediately recognized him and quietly got a little excited. So i said, being the eternal jackass that i was back then, "haven't i seen you in some movie, your face looks familiar", he responds with something like "yah yah, i make movies", so i said "it's so awesome to have you in the store mr hoffman, i loved you in pretty woman". My co-workers looked at me like "what the fuck are you doing". He smiles, the girl he's with starts laughing her ass off. I failed at selling him jeans for a few minutes and chatted with him about random stuff then said "it was nice to meet you mr pacino, i've been a fan for a long time", i got another smile like "you fucker, good one" and he left. It was one of my favourite experiences.

I called robbie williams david beckham, he was my favourite celebrity, he played along for a good 20 minutes, didn't even break character when i went downstairs to the stock room and put on of his songs and asked what he thought of his music, i actually sold him jeans, that guy is awesome.

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Yikes. My mother was a liver transplant coordinator for 30 years. The one thing i've learned from her experience. When you get on the list,never turn the ringer off on your phone. The number of people that have have died because they turn off their ringer to take a nap is astonishing. Or the guy that walked out of a partial liver donation and celebrated with 300 dollars worth of raw oysters... And died, taking a pertial liver transplant program down with him.

And good luck.

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as a general rule, i hate cooking competition shows. I love masterchef australia. It's totally fucking insane.

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please post results.

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Could the deformity be corrected at all? like could you get a bilateral hip replacement to sort the hip, limb lengthening and get artificial knees installed to make your legs functional? It sounds insane as i type it, i'm just wondering how far science could go to help you.