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Beastabuelos308 karma

Too much suave.

Beastabuelos241 karma

What parts of you were left paralyzed? It makes me feel really bad this happened to you, you look and sound like a really nice guy and this shouldn't have happened to you. I hope you get well soon. As well as you can get at least.

Beastabuelos45 karma

We've now had an albino, someone with vitiligo and someone with a port wine stain. Now we just need 1 with all 3!

Beastabuelos6 karma

Oh, I'm so glad to see this. I just watched the first one earlier this year and got so giddy seeing it left open for a sequel. My question is: is the presidents hand transforming a reference to the reptilian conspiracy theory?

Beastabuelos5 karma

At least you'll have some sweet scars. If you had a turban and it was flavored, what flavor would it be?