Beard_of_Valor

My dad called it jiggle witches. Then sat down and finished the episode with me.

This kind of shit is why you're the Jon Stewart from another place, instead of the Colbert. Advice so simple on the surface that comes from well-considered philosophy.

Because it's the only problem in his life that he can't fix immediately by throwing money at it?

Colbert was more fun than anything else, though he still got work done.

People throw around "mind=blown" and "nerdgasm" around so much I can't think of anything demonstrative enough to describe how fucking cool this is, and how it makes me feel inside.