BearTricks

This, combined with the brains thing, reminds me of something I came across while studying at University.

In Germany between the wars, there was a woman who rented a flat next door to a strange guy who didn't really say much. One day she realised that her drains were blocked and backing up outside because of something that the guy next door was doing. She went to the guy next door and he said sorry and he'd fix it. A few days went by and nothing was fixed, so she called a plumber who went outside, did something to the pipes and a mess of blood and guts etc came pouring out and flooded the street.

They called the police, who arrived, kicked the guy's door in and found him in the kitchen frying a human hand and boiling a head. Turned out he was a cannibal and had been disposing the bits he couldn't eat down the toilet. A lot of that happened in Germany around that time, because of the low police presence on the streets that was a condition of the Treaty of Versailles.

So it could be worse.

How does one dispose, officially, of chunks of skull and brain? Did they just make you throw it in the bin or were they responsible enough to send it to medical waste?

Have you had sex with it on?

Come on. Someone had to.