BearDanger

CHROME-OH! I cannot express how much I adore you two - you blew my mind when you came to Seattle last, and I will drop every thing to see you guys again next time you're in town!

I wish I had something intelligent to ask, but I've honestly always wondered... The legs that hold up your keyboards. Were they fashioned especially for that purpose, or did you yank them of some hapless mannequins as a sacrifice to funk?

As a sub-question, I would also like to formally request sexy photos of either (both?) of you.