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Bananaman89534 karma

No, but my crippling fear of talking to women does.

Bananaman89364 karma

Because I'm not a publicist.

Bananaman89263 karma

My penis was crafted in a forge in ancient times and has been passed down from generation to generation. If I was to tell you its secrets, it would lose all magic power.

Bananaman89238 karma

Just one. He isn't taller than me anymore because he's dead.

Bananaman89231 karma

No, in fact I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller I...