BalusBubalis

On a scale of the Titanic to a porn star's bleached asshole, you're the Hindenburg.

No smash room at your facility? Awww.

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A friend of mine had a catastrophically shitty day last year, so we took him to a place that had a Smash room where you could crank your own music. He went through most of a crate of dinnerware and a Strapping Young Lad album, then had a big hug and cry surrounded by supportive friends.

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Consider adding one. They're not just fun, they're affordable therapy.

According to the co-owner of the place I went to, a big part of their Smash Room clientele was folks who'd just lost their job or a loved one. Referrals from therapists were starting to become a notable source of clientele.