Bafflepitch

Be unpredictable is #1!

Thanks! Next time I'm late to work I'm going to explain how I need to be unpredictable.

Possibly the best AMA answer I have ever read, mostly because of this:

Also, we dont have organic scanners, so we cant stop the hash/amphetamine flow which comes from inside visitors assholes, then swapped into the inmates assholes in the visiting rooms.

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they can't get metal out of low pile carpet very well

Is this a common problem?

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