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I think it's OK if you look at the sentence as:

Chocolately (shaped fish)

... meaning the "shaped" fish are chocolatey, rather than

(Chocolate-shaped) fish.

The question of what a Shaped Fish could be is left to the readers.

It's needed in /r/NFL quite often.

The green shirts at the festival are so* much better than the shirts for the backers.

* ^{so so so so so so}

The shirt for the kickstarter backers: http://www.dispatch.com/content/graphics/2014/07/07/potato1.jpg

The shirt from the festival: http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0250/0714/products/peace-love-and-potato-salad_1024x1024.jpg?v=1412086969

I won a jackpot on a nickle slot machine in Vegas. I think it was also $500. The machine churned out about $100 in nickles, then the attendant came to look at the machine and she gave me the rest in $50s. But I still had this bucket of nickles to take care of, and my wife was all wound up about going to see the pirate show out front. So there I am watching the pirate thing holding 20 lbs of nickles for what seemed like hours.