BabyInaMagnetoHelmet

You nail L. Ron Hubbard in such an incredible, hilarious way. Did the voice just come to you? How long did you study Scientology to be able to just go on about it for so long? Any plans to bring your L. Ron to the screen?

Dude. Get yourself some orange juice and barbecue sauce and maybe some Franks Redhot if you're into da spicy. Mix it all up in a bowl. Marinate whatever the fuck you want (I prefer shrimp). Leave that shit soak for about an hour. Throw that shit on the grill. Turn that shit only twice, and brush more of that sauce on it.

As a journalism student, seeing people like Nicholas Kristof getting (maybe) a thousand views per video typically is pretty disconcerting. How can journalists compete and thrive without writing lists about why the 90's were great?

Also, I sent you guys an internship application and uh... never got an email back. So...if you could go ahead and try to do that... that'd be great.