Azated

Eli5 how to exist. I asked the supernatutal being that controls our universe but all he said was "Fuck if I know man, I have no clue. Go ask that chillu guy, he seems to have it all figured".

For me, "Hi, just IT here. Need to take a look at the server rack for a patch job".

To be fair though, my badge gets me just about everywhere anyway, and my title gets me literally everywhere, so its a moot point.

I mean... that's kind of the definition of gay. I don't know what possible answer there could be for that

Theres black box recordings of quad engine failures and the moments before a plane crashes into the ground and they all sound chill as fuck. Pilots are calm fuckers

They do, and OP did. Read some of his responses; he had to study celestial nav to get his certification.