AwfulGoodPaladin

I am not sure it is possible since it was an anonymous poster on 4chan. Yes, it was difficult to read...particularly once the tattoo was revealed.

How about The Ballad of Eight-Beers-McGee?

For reference in case you haven't seen it: http://www.reddit.com/r/Frisson/comments/2j0xp3/image_a_story_of_eightbeers_mcgee/

I think it could provide some great lyrics for a wonderful ode.