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Avium1036 karma

...got another CT scan showing now evidence...

Was that supposed to be "no" or "new"? The answer will change my feelings on this post.

Avium161 karma

Phew. I can stay happy now!

Avium74 karma

Nobody tries to have sex faster.

You never met my wife.

Avium12 karma

It sounds like something he would say. Thanks for the compliment.

Honestly though, my wife is a "Type-A" personality and very goal oriented. Get one task finished so you can move on to the next one.

I am very much a "live in the moment" type of guy so we balance each other out.

Avium9 karma

Much nicer description than when I had mine done. My doc described it as follows:

"First we shoot you in the testicles with a pellet gun." Needle-less anaesthetic gun works like the old fashions single pump pellet guns.

"Then I'm going to poke a hole with some needle-nose pliers. Pull the one tube out, clamp down with some vise-grips and burn it with a soldering iron." I'm sorry. What?

"Then we repeat on the other side."