AustrianReaper

Ok, since someone has to do it, let's get the obvious one out of the way:

How often do you walk into a bar with a rabbi and a minister?

I am more disappointed than I thought I would be.

/u/Breedlovin:

Hotline Miami makes for an excellent drinking game. Everytime the player dies, everyone in the room drinks. Was your intention to murder me?

Especially during open heart surgery you have a tube going through your vocal cords. Not that I've heard of it, but I guess with a small tube you might be able to produce coughs, but singing during open heart surgery I can't imagine.