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AssumeTheFetal1827 karma

My room is all bed also, but only because I have crippling alcoholism and I sleep where I fall.

AssumeTheFetal733 karma

One of us.

AssumeTheFetal613 karma

I are he who is... we?

except after c

AssumeTheFetal344 karma

If I wanted a kiss I would have called your mother.

AssumeTheFetal141 karma

something was still missing

Explosions.