AssaultedCracker

"I think Bob should join the Ku Klux Klan. Not because he's racist. He's not racist. It's just that he'd look better with his head covered in a hood, on account of his FACE!"

It's also my favourite song of all time. I don't know why nobody ever mentions that.

Jesus Christ, at least tell us about RAMPART

Seriously, this is a life lived with a lot of financial irresponsibility. To be charitable I’ll allow the possibility of some severe misfortune as well. I’m in my 30s and make less than $60k but if I sold my house, my car, and my retirement funds, I’d have over $300,000.

Baggage handlers just pick up your bag and put it on a cart, then put it in the plane. So if you really want a suggestion on how to pack your drugs, pack them so they don't fall out of the bag for no reason at all.