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Ass_Grabbo779 karma

You disgust me.

... a vegan? Gross.

Ass_Grabbo356 karma

Hey buddy, you're a jerk for pointing out potential flaws in the way I talk. As a result I feel a little self-conscious and might take an extra long shower to reflect on how I wish I met you in a parking lot. I wouldn't have done anything if I had, but boy would I have thought about it.

Ass_Grabbo229 karma

My superpower is redirection of potentially offensive statements!

Ass_Grabbo6 karma

Octopi have very powerful beaks designed for breaking apart clams and shellfish, but they're easily outclassed by the larger bird species, especially macaws. Hyacinth macaws are well known for using their beaks to break open coconuts, and if they're in any sort of a cage you have to have thick steel construction on the bars, they'll bend iron bars and escape otherwise.

Ass_Grabbo4 karma

The hell is substinence? Is that like abstinence on a submarine?